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The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.
Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.
'Going to Pankistan'
'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'
'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'
'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'
Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'
Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'
Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
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v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.
If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.
"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"
by Charlie Cats & Duran April 07, 2009
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Panking pole
Pronounced /ˈpæŋkɪŋ pəʊl/
A BBC television programme,
Victorian Farm
, recently featured a
panking pole
, something I remember well from my time running the Cider Museum in Hereford. It’s a long pole with a hook on the end used to shake apples and pears from high branches during harvesting.
And while they scrabble around for windfalls, the lord of the manor shoves an evil-looking stick with a hook (his “panking pole”, he calls it, but I’m wondering if he’s left an “s” off) up into the tree, hooks a branch and begins to shake, as he has done every autumn, for ever. It’s beautiful to see: the aristocratic old man, with his claw, shaking away, and then the apples raining down from the heavens on the proles below.
From a review of
Victorian Farm
in the
Guardian
, 9 January 2009.
The word is now rare, and requires a person with long memories to bring the details to mind:
Still running the 50-acre orchard at Breinton planted by her father, Miss Bulmer’s lifetime experience of growing and harvesting the apples for the cider mills comes alive in this well-illustrated account. She recalls “gangs” of women in the 40s picki
pank
verb
There is
one
meaning in OED's entry for the verb
pank
. See ‘Meaning & use’ for definition, usage, and quotation evidence.
This word is used in south-western English regional dialect.
Fewer than 0.01occurrences per million words in modern written English
1780
0.0035
1790
0.0035
1800
0.0033
1810
0.0031
1820
0.003
1830
0.0034
1840
0.0035
1850
0.0038
1860
0.0041
1870
0.0046
1880
0.0055
1890
0.0058
1900
0.0057
1910
0.0055
1920
0.0064
1930
0.0061
1940
0.0061
1950
0.0056
1960
0.0053
1970
0.0051
1980
0.0052
1990
0.0045
2000
0.0047
2010
0.0046
Earliest known use
mid 1600s
The earliest known use of the verb
pank
is in the mid 1600s.
OED's earliest evidence for
pank
is from 1669, in the writing of John Dryden, poet, playwright, and critic.
It is also recorded as a noun from the Middle English period (1150—1500).
pank
is of unknown origin.
Nearby entries
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